Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Dead Battery

Conversation last evening:

Me: Hi. (tone of voice: mix of worry and bother)

Hubby: Hi. (tone of voice: why are you calling me when the game is starting? I thought you were coming to the arena)

Me: My battery is dead.

H: No it's not.

Me: ????? Yes it is.

H: It can't be.

Me: Well, the lights are on but it's dead.

H: The lights are on, it's working, it's fine, your battery is not dead.

J: Yes it is! It won't turn on!

H: It's on, I'm talking to you........

J: What??? Not my phone you idiot! My car!!

Moral: Men are idiots; especially when watching sports!

1 comment:

  1. OMG, that's HYSTERICAL. I can hear that conversation! Is that where you were? I'd have picked you up! CRAZY game.

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