Ignorance is Bliss

Ignorance is bliss.
The Internet sucks.
I'm dying........

I have a belly ache.
So I googled my symptoms.....
googled my medications.......
googled forums with other people talking about the same pains......

The result: I'm dying.
It was easier when I just had a belly ache.
Ignorance was bliss.

With a belly ache I could just go to bed and sleep.
With impending death and doom and gloom I have to get my life in order.
I have a lot of things to do before I die.... a bucket list!!
It's exhausting just to think about how to organize the effort, in fact it's giving me a headache.

I better not google that....it may in fact be a tumor!
Too much information is not a good thing.
Damn Internet!

My belly ache, my headache and I are going to lie down.