I'm a Cheater!

Apparently I cheated on Earth Hour.
My son is convinced!

I sat alone in the dark with a candle glowing.
I sat alone in the dark drinking my beer.
I sat alone in the dark playing games on my iPhone.

Cheater!!
He called me a Cheater!!
He called his own loving mother a Cheater!!
Apparently, I was indirectly using electricity because the iPhone uses electricity to be charged.
Who wrote the rules??
That doesn't seem fair to me!

Rotten kid!
He made me feel like an Earth Hour Cheater!
Next year I want to see the Earth Hour rule book!
Next year, my family is going to stay home with me and entertain me for an hour in the dark!